Ganked offa amy_wolf who had it offa Nos. Because I seem to be out to prove this week that there isn't anything I won't write.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Title: Istanbul (Not Contantinople) [2/6]
Previous chapter: One
Characters: Thirteen, the Valeyard, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart
Rating: PG-13
Warnings (warnings are for the entire fic, and are not chapter-specific): Language, suicidal ideation, violence, character death
Summary:
( 'I'm thinking of killing myself,' said the Doctor. 'Actually, that's something of an understatement. I practically have to.' )

Title: Establishing Events (The Ghost Outside the Machine Remix)
Characters/Pairings: Ten, Martha, TARDIS
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,300
Original Story: Establishing Events, by ionlylurkhere
Notes: Partly, this is a remix of one story into another: namely, of ionlylurkhere's 13.8 yoctojoules per Kelvin into the main story, Establishing Events. I believe that this can be ( Read more... )

Title: Tell Me About Your Mother (The Slightly Freudian Remix)
Characters/Pairings: Theta Sigma/You Decide!
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,500
Original Story: An Enlightening Session, by neutralalienist
Notes: Frothy and fluffy and fannish, yes. Sorry about that. Probably works best if one's read the original story, but as the original story is absolutely lovely, it ( Read more... )

Title: Endgame off the Board (Or, the Life and Times of Pieces Already Taken)
Characters/pairings: Ianto, Peri, Yrcanos
Rating: PG-13 for language and general subject matter
Spoilers: Doctor Who: "Trial of a Time Lord." Torchwood: "Children of Earth" (all episodes). Probably don't need to have seen "Trial" to follow this.
Warnings: Any that ( Read more... )

nonelvis asked for commentary on Bonsai.

( Cut for self-importance and also porn )

Title: Breeding Starlings
Characters: Seven, Ace
Spoilers: none
Words: 1,090
Summary: He might indulge in master plans, but he made a concerted effort to exorcize subtlety.

A (tidied-up) stocking stuffer for lilly_rose--because I can't be the only one who thought that Cartmel Masterplan!Seven, badass though he is, wasn't particularly subtle. My first ( Read more... )

Title: From the Canyons to the Stars
Characters: Four, Leela
Rating: PG
Warnings: implied recreational drug use
Spoilers: none
Words: 871
Summary: Two friends sampling infinity.

A stocking stuffer for livii and, as I owned up, mainly an excuse for me to be homesick. The title is borrowed from a piece of music of the same name by Oliver Messiaen, ( Read more... )

Kamikaze cliché fic for Calapine.

Title: Ginger and Free*
Writing for: calapine
Characters/Pairings: Tenth Doctor/Reed-n-Sea
Length: 2,905 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing; unnatural penetration of the fourth wall
Prompt: calapine asked for the following:Would prefer old skool, but really the ficathon concept would make anything Not Too Shabby. Anything ( Read more... )

Title: Istanbul (Not Constantinople) [1/6]
Author: elliptic_eye
Characters/Pairings: Six, Thirteen, the Valeyard (this chapter); also Peri, Mel, the Inquisitor, and the Brig in general
Rating: PG-13
Warnings (warnings are for the entire fic, and are not chapter-specific): swearing, suicidal ideation, violence, character death
Spoilers: Let's just say " ( Read more... )